While Mickey Mouse preaches all the crap about it being what’s on the inside that counts, we’re sure he doesn’t really mean it. At least when it comes to super creepy tourists who can easily scare little impressionable kids. No amount of cutesie Disneyland shit would be able to erase the nightmarish gray-haired mullets or Elvira make-up of the visitors.
(by Piccolina who assumed the visitor was trying to recreate the look of a Victorian-era showgirl)
(By Brent, who was probably wondering how he can score such a beautiful haircut)